Atheist Jokes Part 2

Atheist Jokes from Atheist SoupWhat's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?
Only one nail is needed for the photo to hang.

From the Realist's dictionary
Saint: a dead liberal who is now being worshiped by many living conservatives.

From a Atheist's dictionary
Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

From a Catholic's dictionary
Amen: the only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

When I was younger, I'd pray to God for a car, but Mom told me God didn't work that way. So, I stole a car instead and asked for forgiveness.