Atheist Jokes

Atheist Jokes from Atheist Soup


Q: How does a female Astronomer have her hair done?
A: In big bangs 


Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he had evidence.



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
God!
Who's there?
God!
Hello, who's there?
GOD!
Must be the wind.

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